Reviews

We work with a wide range of independent sex toy bloggers and educators to provide reviews of the products we sell here at The Pleasure Garden. To find out more about these wonderful people and to see their favourite sex toys check out their curated collections!

Coffee & Kink reviews The SpareParts Joque

Here’s a fun fact about me that tends to surprise new lovers: I’m much more of a strap-on top than a strap-on bottom. In other words, most of the time I prefer to be the person doing the fucking rather than the person being fucked. Unfortunately, gender stereotypes and outdated ideas about power dynamics mean […]

Kelvin Sparks reviews The SpareParts Tomboi

I think the best way to describe the SpareParts Tomboi is that when I put it on for the first time, my thought was ‘Oh. This is why people like underwear style harnesses’. And my opinion has not changed after all the (many) times I’ve used it.

Coffee & Kink reviews BMS Addiction Luke

Last week, I reviewed the Steven from the new Addiction range by BMS. This line of silicone dildos are designed to be both body-safe and affordable. Today we’re looking at another toy from the range: the Luke semi-realistic dildo. Materials and Design: A Closer Luke (Sorry. You knew there’d be puns).

Coffee & Kink reviews BMS Addiction Steven

As many of you know by now, I’m a big proponent of making quality sex toys more affordable. There are still too many poorly made, poor quality toys on the market, many of which are made from harmful and toxic materials. That’s why I was excited to try the BMS Steven, part of the new Addiction […]

Quinn Rhodes Reviews the Clone a Willy Kit

I’m someone in a long-distance relationship who doesn’t know when I will get to see my partner next due to COVID, and I’m a genderqueer trans masc person who calls their junk their dick. Oh, and I’m dating someone who loves getting fisted. All of this lends itself perfectly me to doing a sexperiment so I could feel […]

Coffee & Kink Reviews The Je Joue Rabbit Bullet

What I like the most about the Je Joue Rabbit Bullet is that it’s sort of two toys in one. What do I mean by that? Well, you can get very different sensations by using the rigid body of the toy versus using the ears.

Coffee & Kink Reviews The Blush Impressions N1

The Impressions N1 can be used in several ways: as a simple dildo, as a vibrator (internal or external), or with a harness for strap on play. Thanks to the flared base, it’s safe for anal as well as vaginal use.

Coffee & Kink Reviews The Avant P8 Bi Pride Dildo

What’s one of the best ways to show your pride? Through your sex toys, obviously! That’s why I’m thrilled to be bringing you another review from Blush’s Avant Pride range. Today we’re looking at the Pride P8 bi pride dildo, which was sent to me by my friends at The Pleasure Garden.

Kelvin Sparks Reviews The Packer Gear Briefs Harness

I’ve been wanting to review more harnesses for a while, and when The Pleasure Garden asked me what kind of items I’d like to review, harnesses were my first answer. Their suggestion were the Packer Gear Harnesses– available in both brief and boxer styles- and I was definitely interested!

Betty Butch Reviews the Loving Joy Curved Dildo

The first word I’d use to describe the Curved Dildo by Loving Joy is “small”. At its absolute widest – right above the flared base – the Curved Dildo is less than 1.19 inches in diameter. It’s a modest 5 inches tall, with a curved shaft and subtly rounded head. There are many reasons someone might want […]

Betty Butch Reviews the Bound to Please Spanking Paddle

Despite having to travel across the Atlantic ocean and make its way through whatever fucktangle serves as customs here in the US, my Pleasure Garden order – discreetly packaged and labeled “novelty goods” – was delivered to my door in less than two weeks.

Super Smash Cache reviews The njoy Fun Wand

A shallow S-curve is what defines the njoy Fun Wand, contrasting with the Pure Wand’s more intense C. It’s also a mere half of the Pure Wand’s weight (340g vs. 680g). As a result, the Fun Wand cannot measure up to its big sibling when it comes to forceful G-spotting. It’s still a highly effective G-spotting […]

Super Smash Cache reviews The Pillow Talk Cheeky

The rumble of BMS Factory’s Pillow Talk Sassy ruined practically all other G-spot vibrators for me— even outperforming the renowned LELO Mona 2. It’s perhaps the most underrated vibrator in existence, and a steal for only $43.

Coffee & Kink Beginners BDSM Mini Reviews

I was really excited when The Pleasure Garden reached out and suggested a series of mini-reviews of kinky products that might appeal to people looking to explore BDSM for the first time, along with some handy tricks and tips on using them safely. This is the first of such a series – let’s take a […]

Super Smash Cache reviews The Vibease Wearable Vibrator

The Vibease is wearable; it slips in the gusset of snug underwear and curves along the vulva. The firm, pointed hook concentrates the clitoral vibrations. I’m a proponent of lazy masturbation, so sitting on a pinpoint vibe hands-free is a selling point (no pun intended) to me.

Kelvin Sparks reviews The Rocks Off Ruby Glow

While toys that are specifically intended for transmasculine consumers are few and far between, sometimes I see a toy that sounds like it might work perfectly for us, even though we were absolutely not the demographic in mind. The Rocks Off Ruby Glow is one of those toys.

Coffee & Kink reviews The Je Joue Mimi

If you’ve been reading my reviews for any amount of time, you will understand that I am a power queen. It’s really hard for a toy to score well with me on intensity/power level, because, well… my clit thinks vibrations can go big or fuck off.I’ve heard Je Joue’s line of toys referenced on multiple […]

Kelvin Sparks reviews The B-Vibe Rimming Plug Petite

I was super intrigued by the B-Vibe Rimming Plug from the moment I saw it. I’m a big fan of rimming (or analingus if you want to get technical), and the idea of a butt plug that attempted to simulate is possible one of the coolest sex toy concepts I’ve seen.